$AIRPIG // a study in lift
AERODYNAMIC
PIG
Once grounded. Now streamlined. The first pig engineered for minimal drag and maximum hangtime. Physics filed a complaint.
01 / the token
ONE BILLION
FLYING PIGS
$AIRPIG launched on pump.fun with a fixed supply of exactly 1,000,000,000 aerodynamic swine. No team allocation. No landing gear. No brakes.
// tokenomics_theorem
Marketcap rises as the square of belief:
MC = ½ · ρ · v² · (hopium)
- TICKER
- $AIRPIG
- CHAIN
- SOLANA
- LAUNCHPAD
- PUMP.FUN
- SUPPLY
- 1,000,000,000
- TAX
- 0 / 0
- DRAG
- ≈ 0.0001
02 / the art of aerodynamics
SHAPED BY WIND.
CURED LIKE BACON.
We ran 4 million CFD simulations. The pig won all of them by refusing to participate in friction.
LIFT
Generated entirely by the pig believing it can fly. Faith-based propulsion.
L = ½ · ρ · v² · A · snout
DRAG
Reduced to near zero by aggressively ignoring all friction and most rules.
Cd = 0.0001 · (oink)
THRUST
Powered by pure determination and an unhealthy amount of slop.
T = mass · vibes²
03 / the lab
LIVE FROM THE
WIND TUNNEL
24/7 footage of our test subject doing what it does best: hovering with smug confidence while engineers weep into their clipboards.
- airspeed
- 0.31 mach
- altitude
- ∞ ft
- snout temp
- nominal
- hangtime
- yes
04 / unproven theories
PEER-REVIEWED BY
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY
THE SNOUT VORTEX
The snout splits oncoming air into two equally confused streams, creating lift the way a confident lie creates a community.
Φ = oink / π
ESCAPE VELOCITY
Given enough belief, the pig exceeds 11.2 km/s and casually leaves orbit to inspect the Eiffel Tower on the moon.
vₑ = √(2 · G · M / belief)
CONSERVATION OF SWINE
A pig in motion stays in motion. A pig at the top stays at the top. The chart only knows up.
ΣPig = constant ↑
exhibit_C — observed beyond low earth orbit, refused comment